I sometimes wonder if it is too late for me to become a
professional golfer. I think to myself “wow wouldn’t it be fun to golf with
Adam Scott, Steve Stricker, Matt Kucher, Ricky Fowler or Phil Mickelson?” The
only “minor problem” is that I am not a man and those golfers are all male.
Other than that I think I could do it.
And the answer is yes…I do feel guilty that I don’t watch
the LPGA (Ladies) tour. Hence the reason I did a little shout out to women golfers by calling this blog LPGA tour.
Last week I played beer die and I needed to get the die in
the cup to win. Do you know how much pressure that is when you are surrounded
by a few hundred trees and 2 other people? Someone could probably compare that to playing in the Masters (a major golf tournement). So when it comes to
pressure, obviously it is not a problem. When it comes to skill. Lets just say my grandma thinks I have
natural talent and she just happens to be the best golfer I know. My next step is to do more research on how to make my dream happen.
If it doesn’t…I guess I could always become best friends
with one of those guys, I mean I am already best friends with Justin Timberlake, Ty Pennington and Harry Potter*. Speaking of famous friends…I realized last week that I
should try to contact more famous people. I am not talking about the “uber”
famous like Brad Pitt or Britney. I am thinking more Van Morrison, Norah Jones
or Diane Lane. I am working on creating
a cover letter to send to them to extend my friendship (as well as secretly ask
for a signed picture). Maybe my next blog will be my letter to them so I can get feedback.
*I call him Harry Potter even though his real name is Daniel Radcliffe because when I met him he was shorter than me and that made me a little sad. How is someone who is 5'4 going to kill "he who shall not be named?"
You can always defeat "he who shall not be named" - btw -get over it - say 'Lord Voldemort' five times to get it right...no, wait, only say it four times,...I think five times actually calls him forth...not sure...anyway, the point (if I can remember) is that you have to have a magic stick..for you I am thinking a wedge or 9 iron should do it....just sayin'...
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